1.
Life
is
too
short
to
take
everything
seriously. 】
【
2.
Laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
so
let's
overdose
on
it. 】

3.
Never
underestimate
the
power
of
a
good
pun. 】

4.
Life
is
like
a
rollercoaster;
it
has
its
ups
and
downs,
but
it's
always
more
fun
with
friends. 】

5.
Why
do
we
park
on
driveways
and
drive
on
parkways?
Life's
little
mysteries. 】

6.
Nothing
like
a
good
cup
of
coffee
to
start
the
day. . .
or
5
cups. 】

7.
Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing. 】
【
8.
Age
is
just
a
number,
but
some
days
it
feels
like
a
really
high
one. 】

9.
Life
is
a
journey,
but
at
least
your
GPS
won't
ask
you
"are
we
there
yet?"】

10.
Did
you
hear
about
the
restaurant
on
the
moon?
Great
food,
no
atmosphere. 】

11.
A
good
sense
of
humor
is
like
a
balloon;
it
helps
you
float
through
life. 】

1
2.
We
may
not
be
able
to
control
life,
but
at
least
we
can
control
how
much
chocolate
we
eat. 】

1
3.
If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
redefine
success. 】

1
4.
The
best
way
to
deal
with
your
problems
is
to
laugh
at
them. 】
【
1
5.
Life
is
full
of
surprises,
but
sometimes
they're
just
stress
in
disguise. 】

1
6.
Procrastination
is
like
a
credit
card;
it's
fun
until
you
get
the
bill. 】

1
7.
Life
is
too
short
to
waste
on
bad
puns. . .
just
kidding,
there's
no
such
thing. 】

1
8.
You
know
what
they
say
about
work:
if
you
love
what
you
do,
you'll
never
work
a
day
in
your
life. . .
but
you'll
still
be
tired. 】

1
9.
Life
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates;
sometimes
you
get
stuck
with
the
nasty
coconut
one. 】

20.
Don't
take
life
too
seriously;
after
all,
none
of
us
are
getting
out
alive. 】