1.
“Do
you
have
a
map?
I
keep
getting
lost
in
your
eyes. ”
【笑男朋友】

2.
“You
must
be
a
magician,
because
whenever
I
look
at
you,
everyone
else
disappears. ”
【逗笑友】

3.
“Are
you
a
bank
loan?
Because
you
have
my
interest. ”
【逗笑男友】

4.
“If
I
were
a
cat
I’d
spend
all
nine
lives
with
you. ”
【笑友圈】

5.
“Excuse
me,
but
I
think
you
dropped
something
–
my
jaw!”
【逗笑男友】

6.
“I’m
not
saying
you’re
the
best
catch
out
there,
but
you’re
a
pretty
good
size
fish. ”
【逗友圈】

7.
“If
I
could
rearrange
the
alphabet,
I’d
put
U
and
I
together. ”
【笑男朋友】

8.
“You’re
so
beautiful,
you
make
the
moon
look
like
a
streetlight. ”
【逗笑男友】

9.
“Do
you
have
a
Band-Aid?
Because
I
just
scraped
my
knee
falling
for
you. ”
【逗笑友】

10.
“Are
you
Google?
Because
you’ve
got
everything
I’ve
been
searching
for. ”
【笑男友】

11.
“You
must
have
a
magnet
in
your
pocket
because
I’m
attracted
to
you
like
crazy. ”
【逗笑男友】

1
2.
“Your
smile
must
be
a
black
hole,
because
it’s
pulling
me
in. ”
【笑友圈】

1
3.
“I’m
not
a
genie,
but
I
can
make
your
dreams
come
true. ”
【逗笑男友】

1
4.
“Are
you
an
angel?
Because
I
think
I
just
fell
from
heaven. ”
【笑男友】

1
5.
“Do
you
know
what
my
shirt
is
made
of?
Boyfriend
material. ”
【逗笑友】

1
6.
“I
think
you’re
suffering
from
a
lack
of
Vitamin
Me. ”
【逗笑男友】

1
7.
“You’re
so
hot,
my
air
conditioning
bill
just
went
up. ”
【笑友圈】

1
8.
“I’m
not
a
photographer,
but
I
can
definitely
picture
us
together. ”
【逗笑男友】

1
9.
“If
I
were
a
watermelon,
would
you
spit
or
swallow
my
seeds?”
【笑男友】

20.
“If
you
were
a
vegetable,
you’d
be
a
cute-cumber. ”
【逗笑友】