1.
"Why
do
people
say
'heads
up'
when
you
should
really
duck?"
【musing】

2.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
a
rainy
day
is
a
rainy
day
without
internet. "
【pet
peeve】

3.
"I
always
forget
how
to
spell
'restaurant'
and
I've
worked
in
one
for
five
years. "
【irony】

4.
"Life
without
chocolate
is
like
a
pencil
without
lead. "
【metaphor】

5.
"I
never
knew
I
needed
a
personal
assistant
until
I
became
one. "
【realization】

6.
"I
wish
I
could
unsee
the
things
I've
seen
on
the
internet. "
【regret】

7.
"I
can't
whistle,
but
I'm
really
good
at
pretending
to. "
【talentlessness】

8.
"Why
do
we
call
them
'french
fries'
when
they're
not
even
from
France?"
【linguistics】

9.
"I
have
a
love-hate
relationship
with
Mondays. "
【ambivalence】

10.
"I
think
I'm
addicted
to
online
shopping. "
【confession】

11.
"Why
do
cars
have
turn
signals
if
no
one
uses
them?"
【rant】

1
2.
"I
love
the
smell
of
freshly
cut
grass,
but
I
hate
mowing
the
lawn. "
【paradox】

1
3.
"I've
always
wanted
to
learn
how
to
play
the
guitar,
but
I
have
no
musical
talent. "
【wishful
thinking】

1
4.
"I
hate
it
when
someone
spoils
the
ending
of
a
movie
or
book. "
【pet
peeve】

1
5.
"Why
do
we
say
'bless
you'
when
someone
sneezes?"
【curiosity】

1
6.
"I
wish
I
could
time
travel
to
the
future
and
see
how
my
life
turns
out. "
【imagination】

1
7.
"I
hate
getting
wet
in
the
rain,
but
I
love
the
sound
of
it. "
【dichotomy】

1
8.
"I
always
feel
guilty
for
not
finishing
a
book
I
started. "
【confession】

1
9.
"Why
do
we
have
to
sit
through
so
many
commercials
when
watching
TV?"
【frustration】

20.
"I
wish
I
could
speak
every
language
in
the
world. "
【ambition】