最近爱情搞笑文案句子(朋友圈爱情搞笑文案)
作者:编辑:匿名
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1.
It's
better
to
have
loved
and
lost
than
to
stay
with
a
psycho
who
insists
on
folding
their
underwear
in
a
specific
way.
【#relationshipadvice】
2.
Love
is
like
a
roller
coaster,
except
the
tracks
never
end
and
you're
not
strapped
in.
【#romanticbutterrifying】
3.
A
good
relationship
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap.
【#keepingitreal】
4.
The
only
thing
worse
than
being
single
is
being
in
a
relationship
with
someone
who
eats
their
pizza
with
a
knife
and
fork.
【#dealbreakers】
5.
Love
is
like
a
fine
wine,
it
just
gets
better
with
age.
Unless
it's
boxed
wine,
then
it
just
gives
you
a
headache.
【#winenot】
6.
Relationships
are
all
about
compromise,
but
if
they
make
you
give
up
your
Netflix
password,
it's
time
to
reconsider.
【#priorities】
7.
Love
is
a
beautiful
thing,
until
you
realize
that
it's
just
a
temporary
chemical
imbalance
in
your
brain.
【#scienceisfun】
8.
The
best
way
to
someone's
heart
is
through
their
stomach,
but
if
they
don't
like
pizza,
they're
not
worth
it.
【#basicneeds】
9.
True
love
means
accepting
each
other's
flaws,
unless
one
of
them
is
a
flat-earther.
【#sorrynotsorry】
10.
The
best
relationships
are
like
a
pair
of
comfortable
shoes,
they
might
not
be
the
flashiest,
but
they'll
never
hurt
your
feet.
【#shoelove】
11.
If
you
can
make
it
through
a
road
trip
without
wanting
to
kill
each
other,
you've
found
true
love.
【#testingtheboundaries】
12.
The
best
part
of
being
in
a
relationship
is
having
someone
to
share
your
pizza
with.
The
worst
part
is
when
they
finish
it
before
you
do.
【#alwaysgetextracheese】
13.
Love
is
like
a
game
of
chess,
except
the
board
is
on
fire
and
both
players
are
blindfolded.
【#chaoticneutral】
14.
Relationships
are
like
a
fine
wine,
they
need
time
to
age
and
mature.
Except
for
that
one
drunk
uncle
who
ruins
everything.
【#familydrama】
15.
The
best
relationships
are
built
on
a
foundation
of
mutual
respect,
trust,
and
delicious
tacos.
【#tacolove】
16.
Love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
you
never
know
what
you're
gonna
get.
Unless
you
have
a
guide,
then
you
can
avoid
the
gross
ones.
【#forrestgumpquotes】
17.
True
love
is
not
about
finding
someone
who
completes
you,
it's
about
finding
someone
who
accepts
your
weirdness
and
joins
in
on
it.
【#embraceyourquirks】
18.
The
best
way
to
survive
a
long-distance
relationship
is
by
having
a
shared
Netflix
account
and
a
steady
supply
of
popcorn.
【#netflixandchill】
19.
Love
is
like
a
puzzle,
you
have
to
find
the
right
pieces
and
put
them
together.
Unless
one
of
the
pieces
is
missing,
then
you're
screwed.
【#missingpieces】
20.
Relationships
are
like
a
roller
coaster,
there
are
highs
and
lows,
twists
and
turns,
and
sometimes
you
just
wanna
puke.
【#rollercoasterlove】