1.
"I
asked
my
doctor
if
laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
and
he
prescribed
a
daily
dose
of
cat
videos. "
【#meowmedicine】

2.
"My
diagnosis?
Chronic
Puns
Syndrome.
The
treatment?
A
healthy
sense
of
humor!"
【#PunnyPatient】

3.
"Sometimes
the
only
cure
for
a
tough
day
is
a
good
laugh. . .
and
maybe
a
glass
of
wine. "
【#WineAndLaughs】

4.
"I
told
my
doctor
I'm
afraid
of
getting
a
heart
attack.
He
told
me
to
get
a
dog.
Turns
out
it's
good
for
your
heart
and
soul!"
【#CanineCure】

5.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
a
hypochondriac,
but
sometimes
my
web
searches
give
my
doctor
a
run
for
his
money. "
【#DrGoogleIsIn】

6.
"I
thought
I
had
a
ghost
in
my
stomach,
but
it
turns
out
I
just
needed
to
fart. "
【#PhantomFartSyndrome】

7.
"When
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
a
lemonade
with
a
shot
of
tequila.
It
may
not
cure
all
your
problems,
but
it'll
make
them
more
tolerable. "
【#SourToSweet】

8.
"I
took
a
sick
day
and
my
boss
called
me,
asking
when
I'm
coming
back.
I
told
him
I'm
allergic
to
work. "
【#WorkPhobia】

9.
"Whenever
someone
tells
me
a
joke
about
healthcare,
I
take
two
aspirin
and
call
them
in
the
morning. "
【#JokePrescription】

10.
"My
doctor
said
I
need
to
exercise
more.
I
told
him
I
walk
my
dog
every
day.
He
didn't
know
my
dog
is
a
couch
potato. "
【#LazyDogLifestyle】

11.
"Don't
worry
about
getting
older.
Just
think
of
it
as
gaining
more
experience
points. "
【#LevelUpLife】

1
2.
"I
went
to
the
hospital
with
a
broken
foot
and
came
out
with
a
sugar
addiction.
Hospitals
really
need
to
work
on
their
vending
machines. "
【#HospitalSnacks】

1
3.
"I
tried
to
make
a
joke
about
constipation,
but
it
didn't
go
anywhere. "
【#BlockageHumor】

1
4.
"The
best
part
about
a
hospital
stay?
The
unlimited
ice
cream. "
【#ScoopsOfHealing】

1
5.
"I
don't
always
take
medicine,
but
when
I
do,
I
prefer
it
to
come
in
gummy
form. "
【#GummyVitaminsRock】

1
6.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
body
is
allergic
to
waking
up
early.
It
always
throws
a
tantrum
and
refuses
to
cooperate. "
【#SleepyStruggles】

1
7.
"I
went
to
the
doctor
and
he
said
I
need
to
watch
my
cholesterol.
I
told
him
I
already
watched
a
documentary
about
it
on
Netflix. "
【#NetflixHealth】

1
8.
"My
mom
always
said
laughter
is
contagious.
So
I'm
spreading
it
like
a
cold
virus. "
【#InfectiousLaughs】

1
9.
"I
tried
to
take
up
yoga,
but
it
turns
out
I'm
not
flexible
enough
to
reach
my
toes.
Oh
well,
maybe
I'll
just
stick
to
nap-ercise. "
【#YogaFail】

20.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
addicted
to
my
phone,
but
my
doctor
said
I
have
a
case
of
'scroll-itis'. "
【#PhoneWithdrawals】