1.
"Finally,
something
to
validate
my
existence
other
than
my
social
media
following. "
【证书加持】

2.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
better
than
everyone
else,
but
my
certificate
says
otherwise. "
【证书胜人一筹】

3.
"Sorry,
can't
talk
right
now.
Busy
being
officially
awesome. "
【官方认证】

4.
"I
may
have
lost
at
Monopoly
last
night,
but
I
won
at
life
with
my
new
diploma. "
【胜利在手】

5.
"My
mom
said
I'm
smart,
but
my
degree
says
it
louder. "
【文凭证言】

6.
"The
only
thing
better
than
hanging
out
with
friends
is
hanging
up
my
diploma. "
【证书挂起】

7.
"I
used
to
be
cool
and
edgy,
but
now
I
have
a
diploma
and
a
401k. "
【证书改变一切】

8.
"Proof
that
I'm
not
just
a
hot
mess
with
a
caffeine
addiction. "
【纸质证明】

9.
"The
only
thing
more
official
than
a
government
ID
is
a
certificate
on
glossy
paper. "
【纸上行】

10.
"If
you
need
me,
you
can
find
me
at
the
top
of
the
class
(according
to
my
transcript). "
【成绩领先】

11.
"I
may
not
have
a
Nobel
Prize,
but
I
have
a
participation
trophy
for
my
extracurriculars. "
【证书一切】

1
2.
"My
diploma
is
the
key
to
success,
or
at
least
the
key
to
a
decent
job. "
【纸上功夫】

1
3.
"Guess
who
just
became
the
official
expert
in
their
field?
Hint:
it's
me. "
【成为专家】

1
4.
"I
didn't
choose
the
certified
life,
the
certified
life
chose
me. "
【选择证书】

1
5.
"Who
needs
a
Grammy
when
you
have
a
certificate
of
achievement
for
public
speaking?"
【颁奖阶段】

1
6.
"I'm
only
one
piece
of
paper
away
from
world
domination,
and
that
piece
of
paper
is
my
degree. "
【一纸封神】

1
7.
"I
may
not
be
a
doctor,
but
I
am
a
certified
genius
(according
to
this
certificate). "
【天才证书】

1
8.
"I
don't
always
flaunt
my
achievements,
but
when
I
do,
it's
on
LinkedIn
and
Facebook. "
【炫耀成果】

1
9.
"If
you
can't
handle
me
at
my
degreeless,
you
don't
deserve
me
at
my
certified. "
【学历有助】

20.
"I
don't
always
hang
my
certificates
on
the
wall,
but
when
I
do,
I
make
sure
they're
prominently
displayed
for
all
to
see. "
【高调展示】