温柔词汇搞笑句子大全英语(特别温柔又搞笑的句子)
作者:编辑:匿名
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1.
Would
you
kindly
pass
me
the
salt
and
pepper?
I
promise
not
to
use
them
for
a
food
fight.
【笑】
2.
May
I
humbly
request
your
presence
at
my
pity
party?
【搞笑】
3.
Excuse
me,
but
could
you
please
stop
tickling
me
with
your
feather
duster?
It's
making
me
giggle
uncontrollably.
【幽默】
4.
Would
you
be
so
lovely
as
to
help
me
with
this
heavy
box?
I
swear
I'll
repay
you
with
a
batch
of
freshly
baked
cookies.
【温馨】
5.
Pardon
me,
could
you
possibly
direct
me
to
the
nearest
restroom?
I'm
feeling
rather
relieved
at
the
moment.
【诙谐】
6.
My
dear
friend,
would
you
be
so
kind
as
to
lend
me
your
ear?
I
have
a
terrible
pun
to
share.
【幽默】
7.
May
I
humbly
request
a
second
helping
of
your
delicious
lasagna?
I
promise
not
to
eat
it
all
in
one
bite.
【温馨】
8.
Would
you
pretty
please
with
sugar
on
top
pass
me
the
salt?
I
can't
quite
reach
it.
【搞笑】
9.
Excuse
me,
would
you
happen
to
know
what
time
it
is?
I
seem
to
have
misplaced
my
watch.
【客气】
10.
My
dearest
friend,
would
you
be
so
kind
as
to
share
your
wisdom
with
me?
I'm
feeling
a
bit
lost.
【温馨】
11.
May
I
humbly
request
your
presence
for
a
game
of
charades?
I
promise
not
to
make
you
act
out
anything
too
embarrassing.
【幽默】
12.
Excuse
me,
would
you
mind
terribly
if
I
took
a
brief
nap?
I'm
feeling
rather
snoozy.
【可爱】
13.
Would
you
be
so
flattered
as
to
be
my
plus
one
for
this
upcoming
party?
I
promise
we'll
have
a
blast.
【温馨】
14.
Pardon
me,
but
could
you
possibly
hold
the
door
open
for
me?
I'd
hate
to
get
my
fingers
stuck.
【客气】
15.
My
dear
friend,
would
you
be
so
generous
as
to
lend
me
your
hairbrush?
I
seem
to
have
misplaced
mine.
【温馨】
16.
May
I
humbly
request
your
assistance
with
this
crossword
puzzle?
I
promise
not
to
peek
at
your
answers.
【幽默】
17.
Excuse
me,
but
could
you
kindly
help
me
find
my
misplaced
glasses?
I
seem
to
be
seeing
double.
【可爱】
18.
Would
you
be
so
gracious
as
to
join
me
for
a
cup
of
tea?
I
have
some
juicy
gossip
to
share.
【温馨】
19.
My
dear
friend,
would
you
be
so
kind
as
to
teach
me
your
secret
recipe
for
chocolate
chip
cookies?
I
promise
not
to
share
it
with
anyone.
【温馨】
20.
May
I
humbly
request
your
company
for
a
lazy
afternoon
of
Netflix
and
chill?
I
promise
to
share
my
popcorn
with
you.
【搞笑】