1.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap.
【笑】


2.
Love
is
a
sweet
rollercoaster
ride,
but
don't
forget
to
keep
your
hands
inside
the
car
at
all
times.
【玩笑】


3.
Love
is
blind,
but
it
sure
knows
how
to
find
its
way
to
the
nearest
credit
card.
【逗乐】


4.
Love
is
like
a
puzzle;
if
it
doesn't
fit,
don't
force
it.
And
if
it
still
doesn't
fit,
maybe
it's
not
your
puzzle.
【搞笑】


5.
Love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates;
it's
always
gone
by
the
time
you
finish
watching
reruns
of
Friends.
【娱乐】


6.
Love
is
not
just
about
saying
"I
love
you",
it's
also
about
remembering
to
buy
milk
on
the
way
home.
【幽默】


7.
Love
is
a
battlefield,
but
at
least
you
have
someone
to
help
you
fight
your
way
out.
【战斗】


8.
Love
is
like
a
horror
movie,
terrifying
yet
exhilarating.
And
you're
always
waiting
for
the
sequel.
【恐怖】


9.
Love
is
like
a
never-ending
game
of
rock-paper-scissors,
except
every
time
you
win,
you
lose
a
little
bit
of
your
heart.
【游戏】


10.
Love
is
like
a
hot
fudge
sundae,
sometimes
you
just
can't
get
enough
of
it.
【美食】


11.
Love
is
like
a
rollercoaster,
it
can
be
thrilling
and
scary,
but
it's
always
better
when
you
have
someone
to
hold
onto.
【过山车】


1
2.
Love
is
like
a
pharmacy,
it
can
be
a
cure
for
anything
except
for
being
single.
【疗效】


1
3.
Love
is
like
a
Rubik's
Cube,
you
need
to
twist
and
turn
it
in
just
the
right
way
to
make
it
all
come
together.
【拼图】


1
4.
Love
is
like
a
bad
haircut,
sometimes
you
just
have
to
wait
for
it
to
grow
out.
【美容】


1
5.
Love
is
like
a
boomerang,
if
you
throw
it
away,
it
always
comes
back
to
you.
【运动】


1
6.
Love
is
like
a
shirt
that's
too
small,
it
can
be
uncomfortable,
but
you'll
still
wear
it
because
it
looks
good
on
you.
【时尚】


1
7.
Love
is
like
a
charades
game,
it's
all
about
figuring
out
what
the
other
person
is
trying
to
say.
【剧本】


1
8.
Love
is
like
a
game
of
chess,
sometimes
you
have
to
sacrifice
a
few
pieces
to
win.
【棋局】


1
9.
Love
is
like
a
rainy
day,
it
can
be
annoying,
but
it's
also
a
chance
to
snuggle
up
with
someone
special.
【天气】


20.
Love
is
like
a
passport,
it's
your
ticket
to
go
anywhere
with
the
right
person
by
your
side.
【旅游】