痛经发朋友圈的搞笑句子(痛经想发朋友圈)
作者:编辑:佚名
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1.
"Periods
are
such
a
pain,
even
calculators
scream
when
I
mention
them!"
【笑cry】
2.
"If
you
think
cramps
are
bad,
try
experiencing
them
while
trying
not
to
fart
in
yoga
class.
"
【面瘫】
3.
"I
could
handle
being
punched
in
the
stomach,
but
period
cramps?
Unbearable!"
【挤眼】
4.
"When
Mother
Nature
hits
me
with
her
monthly
curse,
I
wish
I
could
just
hit
pause.
"
【撇嘴】
5.
"Why
don't
men
understand
that
period
pain
is
just
as
real
as
getting
kicked
in
the
balls?"
【闭嘴】
6.
"Bloating
during
my
period
is
like
being
in
a
balloon
race
I
never
signed
up
for.
"
【摊手】
7.
"Being
a
woman
is
a
blessing,
but
when
it's
that
time
of
the
month,
I
question
my
existence.
"
【无语】
8.
"As
if
dealing
with
menstrual
cramps
isn't
enough,
why
do
we
have
to
suffer
from
mood
swings
too?"
【晕】
9.
"I
don't
always
dread
my
period,
but
when
I
do,
it's
because
I
know
Aunt
Flo
is
on
her
way.
"
【太开心】
10.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
cramps
is
having
to
deal
with
them
while
also
dealing
with
a
tampon
that
won't
cooperate.
"
【皱眉】
11.
"I
never
knew
my
uterus
had
the
power
to
wreak
so
much
havoc
until
I
started
having
menstrual
cycles.
"
【舔屏】
12.
"I
swear
my
period
doesn't
just
affect
my
ovaries
and
uterus,
it
affects
my
entire
being.
"
【想哭】
13.
"I
thought
growing
up
would
mean
no
more
pimples
and
no
more
period
pains,
but
it
seems
life
had
other
plans.
"
【淡定】
14.
"People
say
to
exercise
to
alleviate
menstrual
cramps,
but
when
I'm
in
pain
even
walking
to
the
fridge
is
a
struggle.
"
【抠鼻】
15.
"I
wish
my
uterus
could
just
send
a
memo
letting
me
know
when
it's
planning
to
start
a
war
inside
me.
"
【萌萌哒】
16.
"Period
pain
has
me
feeling
like
I'm
carrying
bricks
in
my
ovaries.
"
【鼓掌】
17.
"Why
is
it
that
period
cramps
always
choose
the
most
inconvenient
time
to
make
an
appearance?"
【发怒】
18.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
period
cramps
is
the
anxiety
of
wondering
if
you've
leaked
through
your
pants.
"
【便便】
19.
"Cramps
truly
have
a
way
of
turning
me
into
a
hot
mess
express.
"
【鬼脸】
20.
"The
only
time
I'm
truly
grateful
for
period
pain
is
when
it
finally
goes
away.
"
【大笑】