痛经发朋友圈的搞笑句子(痛经想发朋友圈)

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痛经发朋友圈的搞笑句子(痛经想发朋友圈)
1.
"Periods
are
such
a
pain,
even
calculators
scream
when
I
mention
them!"
【笑cry】

2.
"If
you
think
cramps
are
bad,
try
experiencing
them
while
trying
not
to
fart
in
yoga
class. "
【面瘫】

3.
"I
could
handle
being
punched
in
the
stomach,
but
period
cramps?
Unbearable!"
【挤眼】

4.
"When
Mother
Nature
hits
me
with
her
monthly
curse,
I
wish
I
could
just
hit
pause. "
【撇嘴】

5.
"Why
don't
men
understand
that
period
pain
is
just
as
real
as
getting
kicked
in
the
balls?"
【闭嘴】

6.
"Bloating
during
my
period
is
like
being
in
a
balloon
race
I
never
signed
up
for. "
【摊手】

7.
"Being
a
woman
is
a
blessing,
but
when
it's
that
time
of
the
month,
I
question
my
existence. "
【无语】

8.
"As
if
dealing
with
menstrual
cramps
isn't
enough,
why
do
we
have
to
suffer
from
mood
swings
too?"
【晕】

9.
"I
don't
always
dread
my
period,
but
when
I
do,
it's
because
I
know
Aunt
Flo
is
on
her
way. "
【太开心】

10.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
cramps
is
having
to
deal
with
them
while
also
dealing
with
a
tampon
that
won't
cooperate. "
【皱眉】

11.
"I
never
knew
my
uterus
had
the
power
to
wreak
so
much
havoc
until
I
started
having
menstrual
cycles. "
【舔屏】

1
2.
"I
swear
my
period
doesn't
just
affect
my
ovaries
and
uterus,
it
affects
my
entire
being. "
【想哭】

1
3.
"I
thought
growing
up
would
mean
no
more
pimples
and
no
more
period
pains,
but
it
seems
life
had
other
plans. "
【淡定】

1
4.
"People
say
to
exercise
to
alleviate
menstrual
cramps,
but
when
I'm
in
pain
even
walking
to
the
fridge
is
a
struggle. "
【抠鼻】

1
5.
"I
wish
my
uterus
could
just
send
a
memo
letting
me
know
when
it's
planning
to
start
a
war
inside
me. "
【萌萌哒】

1
6.
"Period
pain
has
me
feeling
like
I'm
carrying
bricks
in
my
ovaries. "
【鼓掌】

1
7.
"Why
is
it
that
period
cramps
always
choose
the
most
inconvenient
time
to
make
an
appearance?"
【发怒】

1
8.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
period
cramps
is
the
anxiety
of
wondering
if
you've
leaked
through
your
pants. "
【便便】

1
9.
"Cramps
truly
have
a
way
of
turning
me
into
a
hot
mess
express. "
【鬼脸】

20.
"The
only
time
I'm
truly
grateful
for
period
pain
is
when
it
finally
goes
away. "
【大笑】
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